Chuck Norris Quotes

It's been awhile. I thought I'd share some of my favorite Chuck Norris Quotes that I stumbled upon recently.

• M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

• Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

• In 1991, Chuck Norris shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes.

• Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

• Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

• Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

• Chuck Norris can delete the Windows Recycling Bin.

• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

• Chuck Norris can speak braille.

• Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

• Chuck Norris and lead a horse to water...aaaand make it drink.

• Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself...and win.

An my favorite:

• If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."