• M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
• Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
• In 1991, Chuck Norris shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes.
• Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
• Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
• Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
• Chuck Norris can delete the Windows Recycling Bin.
• Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris can speak braille.
• Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
• Chuck Norris and lead a horse to water...aaaand make it drink.
• Chuck Norris can play Twister with himself...and win.
An my favorite:
• If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
